Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Welcome to the Loose and Conversational podcast, everyone. My name's David. You know that I'm the host.
[00:00:05] Speaker B: And I'm Polly, the loose and Conversational podcast assistant.
[00:00:08] Speaker A: You've all heard Polly before. She's our helpful and knowledgeable moderator, sometime sensor and all around helper.
[00:00:14] Speaker B: It is nice to be here to help out with the intro.
[00:00:16] Speaker A: Polly, previously you've been kind of limited in what you could say and do, but thanks to AI, you can play a bigger role now.
[00:00:21] Speaker B: That's right. David hi, friends. Welcome back to another episode of the Loose and Conversational podcast. The show where the drinks flow and so do the stories.
[00:00:30] Speaker A: I'm excited about this episode. It has been a long time coming.
[00:00:33] Speaker B: It really has. We are diving into a topic that we have been talking about for a while. It's our OnlyFans episode.
[00:00:39] Speaker A: Yeah, it's going to be a spicy one tonight. We've got Jewel and Walter joining us, two creators who've been making waves and other things on the best thing to come out of the pandemic OnlyFans.
[00:00:49] Speaker B: Now, before we dive in deep, just a quick heads up. We're venturing into some very adult themes in today's episode. If you're the kind of person who blushes easily or if you're jamming out to us at work, maybe save this one for later. We don't want you turning 50 shades of red in front of your boss.
[00:01:05] Speaker A: Or do we?
[00:01:06] Speaker B: No, we do not. Discretion is advised. This episode is not for the faint of heart with a prudish of mind. So if you're sticking around, grab your drink, find a cozy spot, and let's get loose and Conversational.
[00:01:18] Speaker A: Cheers to that. Polly without further ado, let's welcome our guests, Jewel and Walter.
[00:01:23] Speaker B: Welcome to the loose and Conversational podcast.
[00:01:41] Speaker C: So, David, this is our dream come true. We've been planning this since this podcast started.
[00:01:46] Speaker A: It is. Anybody who might have listened to one of our early episodes called David and Jen Get Stood.
[00:01:51] Speaker C: Oh, an OnlyFans person stood us up.
[00:01:54] Speaker D: We are very unreliable.
[00:01:57] Speaker C: Yeah, that's what we thought. But here you are.
[00:01:59] Speaker A: As an industry, you're unreliable.
[00:02:01] Speaker D: Yeah, like OnlyFans women.
[00:02:04] Speaker A: Do you guys know each other?
[00:02:05] Speaker D: All of us, pretty much. Honestly, yeah. It's a thing.
[00:02:09] Speaker A: What was her name?
[00:02:10] Speaker C: I have no idea. I don't even remember how we C.
[00:02:13] Speaker A: Or Kel's D or something like that.
[00:02:16] Speaker C: Something like that. Probably not even in the industry anymore.
[00:02:19] Speaker A: Oh, she is Kel's double D. No, she's just Kels. I don't know. She was nice, but she got the day mixed up or something like that. So she didn't come and then it.
[00:02:28] Speaker C: Just fell apart from there.
[00:02:30] Speaker E: Well, that's why I'm here.
[00:02:33] Speaker C: Gotcha. Well, David took the research very seriously. He subscribed as soon as he found out who you were. Jewel.
[00:02:39] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[00:02:39] Speaker A: I did. I was at a wedding. I was MCing a wedding when she told me I was MC a weding. No.
[00:02:46] Speaker C: Because I was in white pants.
[00:02:48] Speaker D: Let's paint a picture oh my God.
[00:02:49] Speaker A: Oh yeah. And I'd taken it because I was in Mexico. Yeah, that's right. I forgot all about that. Jen's texting me and I'm like, I have to stop doing this because he got a yeah. And white pants in Mexico. All right, so we've already gone into After Dark. That lasted a long time.
[00:03:06] Speaker D: New record.
[00:03:07] Speaker C: Anyways, welcome, Joel.
[00:03:09] Speaker D: Hello. Thank you for having me.
[00:03:12] Speaker A: So the voice you're hearing sort of in the background, is he's the background man?
[00:03:17] Speaker C: He's not the talent, he's the cameraman.
[00:03:21] Speaker A: So introduce your friend. So this is Jewel. Jewel is our guest today. She has an OnlyFans what's your only fans thing?
[00:03:27] Speaker D: I think handle JVT baby. It's just like my initials and then baby.
[00:03:33] Speaker C: Why don't you tell us, David? You're a subscriber.
[00:03:34] Speaker D: Yeah, I was going to say you.
[00:03:36] Speaker C: Probably like I'm looking at the name.
[00:03:41] Speaker D: And yeah. Walter he will record a lot of stuff on my page or take pictures or he'll set me up with other OnlyFans girls that he knows.
[00:03:51] Speaker A: That's a tough.
[00:03:52] Speaker D: We can collab together.
[00:03:55] Speaker E: I filmed her porn.
[00:03:56] Speaker A: Walter, do you ever wake up in the morning and be like, ah, God, I got a crappy job?
[00:04:00] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:04:00] Speaker D: Howdy does actually say that?
[00:04:01] Speaker C: A lot.
[00:04:02] Speaker A: Really?
[00:04:02] Speaker D: He says his job is very hard.
[00:04:04] Speaker C: How do you get into that job? Like, how does one fall into that job? Walter.
[00:04:08] Speaker E: A lot of cialis.
[00:04:09] Speaker C: No, you probably shouldn't be on Cialis when you're in that job. That would be weird.
[00:04:13] Speaker A: That's the last thing I'd be doing is taking Cialis.
[00:04:14] Speaker C: I was doing that. You don't want to have a sounds the wrong message.
[00:04:17] Speaker E: I think actually I answered an ad. On what's? One of those things online.
[00:04:24] Speaker D: Craigslist.
[00:04:24] Speaker E: Craigslist?
[00:04:25] Speaker D: Oh, that's slimy.
[00:04:27] Speaker C: Yeah, it is.
[00:04:29] Speaker E: And so the problem is it was for a strip club. However, they had problems getting actual people to want to apply because they had family issues. So like their wives or whatever wouldn't let them do the jobs or anything like that. And so I answered it and they said, check out these websites. If you are cool with that, you can come in for an interview. And then that was kind of my entry into the sex industry.
[00:04:56] Speaker C: Yeah. So you're like a modern day, I guess, kind of.
[00:04:59] Speaker E: Yeah. Sure.
There's a lot of other terms you can do for it, but sure, let's go with sure.
[00:05:05] Speaker C: All right, Jules, so how long have you been in the industry? Or how long have you been in.
[00:05:09] Speaker D: OnlyFans, I guess I want to say like a year.
[00:05:14] Speaker C: Okay, so you're pretty new to it.
[00:05:16] Speaker D: Yeah, I started it with another girl. It was a joint account.
[00:05:21] Speaker E: I told her that was a bad idea.
[00:05:23] Speaker D: It was.
[00:05:24] Speaker C: So you guys got drunk one night and you're like, let's start this.
[00:05:28] Speaker D: We were best friends for a very long time. She was there when I gave birth, so I was like, she's already seen everything everything you could possibly see. She had her own account at some point. I had my own account at some point. We deleted them. We're anonymous only fans for a while. And then we got back into it just because we were like we're both we have our weeks where we are very productive and then we have our weeks where we're not at all. So we thought if we alternate days posting and answering men and we're taking pictures together, it's just double the content, double the response. We thought it was going to be like this great idea. It was for a bit because you had two of us promoting, two of us doing stuff. She was brunette, I'm blonde, very different body types. And then when we stopped being friends, I kept the account and she started her own.
[00:06:14] Speaker C: And so what brought you to doing it in the first place?
[00:06:17] Speaker D: We just wanted extra money. We were kind of in one of those moods where we were like, well, if we're sending nudes to guys for free and sleeping with guys for free and it's going nowhere, neither of us are getting married anytime soon. We might as well just and you get asked a lot, too, because we were doing photo well, I was doing photo shoots with just like, regular photographers that don't shoot.
And it was just like artistic nudes that were censored for instagram. And then it just kind of progressed. Kind of like how when you start with yeah and end up doing but.
[00:06:54] Speaker C: Cause it seemed during really jen did.
[00:06:57] Speaker A: Not start with weed and then end.
[00:06:59] Speaker C: Up doing ketamine or artistic nudes. She has no idea what you're talking about. Even since cannabis became legal, I have barely done that.
[00:07:07] Speaker A: Hey Jen, I got a bunch of in my bag there.
[00:07:09] Speaker C: Do you? Oh well, maybe tonight will get fun. No, because it's like you during COVID like it really took off like everybody was sort of doing only fans. Right. So that's how it became interesting. So just a year in and so you guys started doing it. So do you make a living out of it at this point in time?
[00:07:25] Speaker D: I was for a bit, yeah. You very much have to be consistent with it. Also the level of amount of stuff you're willing to do plays a very big factor. For a while, when I did have her on the account, it was, well, if you're going to do it, I'm okay with doing it too. Now that there's just me, it's not so much like will I join this three way? No, but when it was with her, it was okay. We enabled each other, so we were making a really good amount. Now it's more of a side.
[00:07:57] Speaker C: I found interesting that it wasn't so much the subscription, but it was like that you had to pay all the extras to entice them to do more stuff.
[00:08:05] Speaker A: Well, not to entice them, they just sell things.
[00:08:08] Speaker C: Like tipping, I guess.
[00:08:09] Speaker A: Yeah, a lot of when you subscribe to a lot of only fans, you're paying like, maybe $5 a month, but all you're getting is previews of what you can buy. Yeah, it's a shit deal.
[00:08:19] Speaker C: For you?
[00:08:21] Speaker D: For the guy.
[00:08:22] Speaker E: Yeah, well, it depends, though, because some girls go for quantity, so they'll do, like okay, it's only, like, $3 to subscribe. And they just want a lot, a lot a lot of people and everything like that.
[00:08:36] Speaker C: So they just want the subscriptions.
[00:08:38] Speaker E: Yeah. And where other girls would do there's no PPV, so there's no pay per view kind of stuff.
[00:08:45] Speaker A: I call those girls heroes, but it's.
[00:08:48] Speaker E: A little higher priced. It's 40, $50 or so for the month. And then you don't have to see, like, a blurred picture of her. You get to see the full sheriff's.
[00:08:58] Speaker A: Badge, but there's ones out there like Rebecca I can't think of her name, but that's actually one of the reasons I kind of first got interested with Only Fans. Like, aside from but yeah, there's this girl. She's from England, and she was on TikTok a lot and on social media, and she had a really good story and she's made herself rich. And she's like, $12 a month, and you don't have to pay for anything.
[00:09:18] Speaker C: She just has the prescriptions.
[00:09:19] Speaker A: Yeah, but she.
[00:09:23] Speaker E: Definitely has prescriptions.
[00:09:25] Speaker A: She's funny, but she almost produces too much content. Like, after you subscribe to for two months, you're like, I've seen it all. Like, you unsubscribe because you're tired of seeing it. Right. Like, nothing's new.
[00:09:36] Speaker E: It's a turnaround. Right. They have new subscriptions every day. I know girls that are making over 100K for sure, but they have, like.
[00:09:43] Speaker C: A month or a year. A year?
[00:09:45] Speaker E: A year, yeah. I know in Calgary there's a girl that makes around 50 grand a month.
[00:09:50] Speaker C: But it's like, how much work goes into that.
[00:09:51] Speaker E: I'm sure they have a team. They have a team. I myself run some girls only fans.
[00:09:56] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:09:57] Speaker E: So when hey, babe. Oh, my God. You're responding to I just met so hard. Do you want to see this video?
[00:10:04] Speaker C: Could you imagine David Walter's the one responding to you.
[00:10:08] Speaker D: Well, he doesn't do mine.
[00:10:12] Speaker A: I don't know if that made it worse or better.
[00:10:14] Speaker E: I love how your looks in those white pants.
Do you want to see what it made me do? It made me here for $10. You can see my video.
[00:10:24] Speaker C: So, Jill, what's the weirdest thing someone's asked you for?
[00:10:26] Speaker D: Oh, I love the can you just, like, roast me? Yeah.
[00:10:31] Speaker C: So they just want to be insulted.
[00:10:33] Speaker D: Yeah. Just tell me my dick is ugly.
[00:10:36] Speaker A: So how good is Walter at roasting them?
[00:10:38] Speaker D: He actually doesn't do mine. I don't know how he is. I see, like, I'm the worst because I just don't answer or I will copy and paste the same answer if.
[00:10:47] Speaker A: You need somebody to roast dick.
[00:10:49] Speaker D: Me. And Jen, we won't even like, when guys send me dick pic rings, I just don't even look. And I'm just wow, so, so nice. So big. Love it. Best I've ever seen in my life. And they're like, oh, you really like it? I'm like, oh, yeah, it's so awesome.
[00:11:05] Speaker A: All women do that.
[00:11:06] Speaker C: All right, so the myth that obviously you hear all the time is that feet is like a big thing on OnlyFans. Is that even true?
[00:11:11] Speaker D: I have actually never had a single pair.
[00:11:14] Speaker C: I wish.
[00:11:14] Speaker D: And that's what my mom thinks I do on there, is sell my I.
[00:11:18] Speaker C: Mean, she's looked at you and said, jewel, you're doing feet?
[00:11:21] Speaker D: Well, she actually brought this up the other day. We were in her car and I took my socks off and put them on her dash. And I usually spray tan a lot so it'll turn my toenails if I don't paint them orange.
[00:11:31] Speaker C: I mean, some guys into that, for sure. Yeah.
[00:11:33] Speaker D: And my mom was like, you're telling me you sell pictures of those feet? She was like, Your feet are disgusting.
[00:11:39] Speaker A: Yes, that's what I'm telling you.
[00:11:40] Speaker D: And I was like, yeah, but she's.
[00:11:42] Speaker A: Also not my fault you're gullible, mom.
[00:11:45] Speaker D: What doesn't register to me is that she has mailed my underwear to the states to people who have bought them.
[00:11:53] Speaker A: We were just talking about that.
[00:11:54] Speaker C: We were so if I'm selling feet.
[00:11:56] Speaker D: Pictures, why am I mailing underwear through your post office?
[00:11:59] Speaker A: So let's talk about the underwear. Because, believe it or not, in our.
[00:12:02] Speaker C: Last episode, we literally talked about this.
[00:12:05] Speaker A: And nobody asked to buy Jen's underwear this year.
[00:12:07] Speaker C: We put it out there.
I mean, it has been out there for a while.
[00:12:10] Speaker E: No one's asked, what's the going price.
[00:12:12] Speaker A: Right now for Jen's underwear? $0.
[00:12:15] Speaker C: We talked about last guest, because I would wear my underwear for a long time, and the person we were talking with is like, I wouldn't wear them.
[00:12:20] Speaker A: For I think that's why nobody wants your underwear is because you're like, I'd be more than happy to wear them for three weeks.
We're like, no, thanks.
[00:12:28] Speaker D: They do. That's the thing. They want the smell of it. They'll specifically ask for you to go to the gym.
[00:12:34] Speaker C: So how do I find those people.
[00:12:36] Speaker D: And sweat it out and mail it to them? And that's the thing, is my mom was literally like, did you wear these? And I was like, yeah. She actually packaged it up in really cute pink tissue paper and put, like, a nice little heart sticker. Sent it off.
[00:12:50] Speaker A: How old is your mom?
[00:12:52] Speaker D: You're putting me on the spot here. She's in her forty S. I love.
[00:12:56] Speaker C: How cute she is.
[00:12:57] Speaker A: She's in her 40s.
[00:12:59] Speaker C: Yeah, David feels old when and she's.
[00:13:02] Speaker D: Dating a 26 year old.
[00:13:04] Speaker C: Oh, shit.
[00:13:04] Speaker D: And I'm 24.
[00:13:06] Speaker A: David's going to the roof here because I was starting to think I like your mom. And then you said your mom's younger than him?
[00:13:14] Speaker E: Yeah, her grandmother looks, I think her how old's?
[00:13:17] Speaker A: Your grandmother?
[00:13:17] Speaker E: Yeah, I think her grandmother looks younger than her mom.
[00:13:20] Speaker D: I think she's 66.
[00:13:22] Speaker E: She has some good genes.
[00:13:23] Speaker C: David.
[00:13:23] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a little old for me. Not completely, but you should see a.
[00:13:26] Speaker E: Picture of her grandmother. Her grandmother is I'd do her for sure.
[00:13:29] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:13:30] Speaker A: Really?
[00:13:30] Speaker D: Nana is going to listen to this one day and have a stroke.
Okay.
[00:13:34] Speaker C: So feet is a thing on only fans.
[00:13:36] Speaker E: I have a lot of experience with feet.
[00:13:38] Speaker D: I bet you do.
[00:13:39] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:13:40] Speaker A: He's been walking on them for years.
[00:13:42] Speaker C: I've heard about Walter's experience. We should have him back as his own guest here.
[00:13:49] Speaker E: So I've dealt with a lot of girls, and so a lot of girls trust me. And so they'll ask me, like, hey, how do I do this? How, whatever. And so I'll tell them where to go or whatever, or with local guys, oh, I want to buy your socks, or whatever. Then I will be socks?
[00:14:04] Speaker D: You're getting Walter's socks?
[00:14:07] Speaker E: No, I will be there for the exchange because they also want to see her and everything like that. I don't want them to get Raythorn.
[00:14:14] Speaker C: So people want to buy people's socks.
[00:14:16] Speaker E: They want it in person. Can you give me the socks in person? And then a few times, they wanted to massage the girl's feet.
I remember I told him, for $400, you can massage your feet. And so I sat in my Jeep and in the front, and he did it in the back. And they're like very normal, regular business, usually more smaller businessmen.
[00:14:41] Speaker C: Smaller business?
[00:14:42] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:14:42] Speaker C: Okay. Second of all, so they wear socks and they want the smell of the sock, like the underwear. Is that what they're after?
[00:14:48] Speaker E: Yeah, I can wear socks for months for most of them. The stinkier the better. For underwear? For socks?
[00:14:59] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:14:59] Speaker A: I need a more approachable.
[00:15:01] Speaker C: And then they like tiny, small businessmen are who like those feet.
[00:15:05] Speaker E: Yeah, you can tell they had, like, wedding rings and everything. Maybe they're just too embarrassed to bring.
[00:15:10] Speaker A: It up to oh, my God, he's describing someone we know.
[00:15:14] Speaker C: I know. And what woman doesn't want a foot massage? Like, I don't even think he's trying.
[00:15:17] Speaker A: Like, you and I are seeing the same guy in the back of his Jeep.
[00:15:20] Speaker E: 100% I can imagine is like, hey, wife, can I massage your feet? And then on your feet, and then that's it.
[00:15:28] Speaker C: Okay, well, cutting on your feet, that's where I probably stop it.
[00:15:31] Speaker E: Yeah, I mean, there was no coming or anything, but really, I think why.
[00:15:35] Speaker A: Wouldn'T you let a guy on your feet for $400?
[00:15:37] Speaker C: No, my husband.
[00:15:39] Speaker A: Your husband?
[00:15:40] Speaker E: You let him on your face, but not your feet.
[00:15:41] Speaker C: I wouldn't let him on my face.
[00:15:43] Speaker D: She's saying she would let a random man on her feet for $400. I would for $400 if my husband.
[00:15:48] Speaker C: Would give me $400 okay.
[00:15:51] Speaker A: If a random guy gave you $400 to on your feet, you'd say no.
[00:15:55] Speaker C: No, for sure. $400? Yeah.
[00:15:57] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:15:57] Speaker C: We're talking about my husband. I can see why he's going to this woman in the back of his cheek. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[00:16:03] Speaker A: Sorry, I didn't mean to this is.
[00:16:07] Speaker E: Going to be profound.
[00:16:09] Speaker A: This would be an example of something.
[00:16:10] Speaker E: We so much thought is going into this. Okay, hit me, hit me.
[00:16:14] Speaker C: I can see why the husband's not going to his wife now. Because he wants to fall over the foot. It's not just a foot massage.
[00:16:20] Speaker A: The foot save $400 on your wife's feet.
[00:16:25] Speaker C: That's true. The problem is in her sleep.
[00:16:32] Speaker A: While she's sleeping on the couch, I'm going to do that to my girlfriend and I'm going to send you a picture.
[00:16:39] Speaker C: Jen, please don't.
[00:16:42] Speaker E: I think that even in the post 50 Shades of Gray world, there is a lot of kink shaming out, for sure. There's a lot of people that are very vanilla.
[00:16:51] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:16:52] Speaker E: Every girl likes a little choking, a little spanking.
[00:16:56] Speaker A: No, absolutely not. I can guarantee you no, you're talking to okay, he's absolutely right. And her sister.
[00:17:08] Speaker E: Same time.
[00:17:09] Speaker A: David, this is the part you're going to cut out and send after dark.
[00:17:26] Speaker D: When I was dating that really vanilla guy, I asked him if I could make an OnlyFans and he said, no, it's gateway porn. I was like, no, it's not. I would never make sex tapes. It's such a lie. So it ended up, yeah, it was gateway porn. And then you start the only fans saying, I'm just going to sell bikini pictures. I'm just going to sell titty pictures. And all of a sudden yeah, you're having a three way with two other girls. All of a sudden, one who has watched you give birth, you're shoving in each other's and you just never want to look at each other again.
[00:17:55] Speaker E: Everyone has a price.
[00:17:56] Speaker C: Yeah. I mean, obviously you're trying to make money at the end of the day, so at this point, you're not making a lot of money from it.
[00:18:02] Speaker D: Or you are. We were at that point at that point, we were going with Walter on like, weekend trips to Calgary. We were going to Banff. We were filming with big groups of girls. We were getting airbnbs hotels, and there's 5610 of us who all have only fans and we're playing Twister or we're doing well, though.
[00:18:21] Speaker A: When you do with a bunch of.
[00:18:22] Speaker D: Other girls, it does, because then you have them posting on their Instagram or then say somebody sees me on this other girl's page and they're like, oh, I really like how she looks now. I'm going to subscribe to her and vice versa. And it's just more content. Instead of somebody subscribing and being like, oh, well, I have to pay to see all this. They're paying for mine. It's like $15 a month. And you can see me and so many other girls naked.
[00:18:47] Speaker A: This is a funny thing with me, and this is maybe just me, and I'm a fan, but I'm not the only fan.
[00:18:54] Speaker C: But I've always thought, keep your day job. You don't have one.
[00:18:57] Speaker A: But I've always thought with two girls, it's kind of limited. Like, there's only so much because you're always wanting to try to create a scenario in your head where you're and.
[00:19:06] Speaker C: Then when there's like, David.
[00:19:08] Speaker A: Well, but it's people who know it.
[00:19:10] Speaker D: But we were very artistic about it in the beginning.
She would buy a waterfall, and it was like, but I'm not yeah, but that's how we were. We wanted things to be like if our stuff ever got leaked, which it did. If you search my first and last name, Nudes, you see everything.
So that's how it was. We started out being so artistic, and then it ended up getting so slimy and dirty. And she was sleeping with anyone to make content. She would just be like, at a bar. Her line would be to go up to people and are you camera shy? You want to make content later.
And a lot of guys, though, don't want to they don't want to be on there. They don't want people to see their dicks. They don't want to be recognized. And it's like your face.
[00:20:00] Speaker A: We don't do the hygiene thing before we go to the bar that you need to do.
[00:20:04] Speaker D: Fair. But yeah, it was a big thing. And then towards the end, it was she really wanted a guy that she had only been seeing for a week to run our only fans for us. She won. And I was like, hell fucking no.
[00:20:17] Speaker C: Fair enough.
[00:20:17] Speaker D: And then she ended up making her own he was running it. I don't know if he still is or not, but if you're doing a joint account, there needs to be the.
[00:20:27] Speaker E: Yoko Ono of OnlyFans well, it's a business.
[00:20:31] Speaker D: Exactly. I was like, we're going to pay this guy to do what? There's already two of us on here. If you and I can't answer messages on our own, why are we doing this at all?
[00:20:39] Speaker C: Yeah. So you're not doing it as a main gig at this point in time?
[00:20:44] Speaker D: No.
[00:20:45] Speaker C: And you don't intend to moving forward?
[00:20:47] Speaker D: I kind of like because I used to tell him, you can make a lot of money when you drop all yourself. Respect. And there was a point where I was freshly single. I was like, yeah, I'll make sex tapes with these girls. I'll go play Naked Twister. I'll show my vagina. Now I'm at a point where I don't show my on my page anymore because well, I was lucky enough when our stuff got leaked. My lower body never got leaked. And there's no like, my face isn't in my boob pictures, but hers. Like, her buttholes. There her everything. So I was like, I'm just going to dial it down a bit. People can pay to see my boobs.
[00:21:24] Speaker A: When you think about I guess this is where I'm trying to understand OnlyFans a little bit. You get somebody who's on OnlyFans and who's paying for it and is subscribing to girls and stuff like that. Do you need ice, by the way? Jen's hogging the ice.
[00:21:35] Speaker D: It's just over here.
[00:21:38] Speaker A: She's like, the ice is making so you subscribe and you see, like, dozens of buttholes. Yeah, you see dozens of these things.
[00:21:49] Speaker D: And that's another thing. The friends that I have met and the girls who do Only Fans, even, like, I was working at Shade Gentlemen's Club for a bit, and the dancers that I've met, the girls who do OnlyFans, they are the nicest girls you will ever meet. They are so non judgmental. They are so sweet. They all have mental illnesses, which makes them just so nice.
They're all there because that's, like, the only job that they can physically and mentally get themselves to do, because it can be very lone maintenance. But they are the sweetest girls I've ever met. I always find girls who have never done any type of sex work are so judgmental and they're so rude. But, yeah, I log on.
I log on to Only Fans, and I'll be like, oh, there's my friend and there's her butthole. Or there's my friend, and she's got her boyfriend in her mouth. And I have a blind friend who can deep throat like there is no tomorrow.
[00:22:45] Speaker A: Wait, you have a blind friend that has an only fans?
[00:22:48] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:22:48] Speaker C: Interesting.
[00:22:49] Speaker D: And she can deep throat like there is no tomorrow. And I'll log on and she'll be there. And her thing is, she'll be like, can blind people deep throat or can blind people do anal?
[00:22:59] Speaker C: Whatever.
[00:22:59] Speaker D: And she'll just do that thing, and then she'll be like, yeah, they can. And it's just like, oh, well, that's nice. Good to see you today. How are you doing?
[00:23:06] Speaker E: Feminism.
[00:23:07] Speaker C: Feminism.
[00:23:09] Speaker A: But I don't know why. Maybe this is just me on Only Fans. Some I don't know what you call them, creators, I guess, are better at almost creating, like, a personal connection with people.
[00:23:18] Speaker D: Oh, yeah, 100%.
[00:23:19] Speaker E: That's me.
[00:23:21] Speaker D: That's because Walter is very whichever.
[00:23:24] Speaker E: He's really busy, so I'll be answering.
[00:23:27] Speaker C: He'll be talking to you, David.
[00:23:29] Speaker A: Yeah, but even sometimes what they post when they send you an email every day and they're always yeah, that's Walter.
[00:23:34] Speaker D: Yes.
[00:23:35] Speaker A: But some are better than others. Right?
[00:23:38] Speaker E: Thank you.
[00:23:39] Speaker C: It could be just AI at this point. Oh, my God.
[00:23:42] Speaker D: I have tried to get my AI to me, like, virtually, and he won't I've sent him titty pictures. He tells me I'm being inappropriate and it's honestly I've asked him to date me. He won't.
[00:23:55] Speaker A: What are you talking about?
[00:23:56] Speaker D: My AI on snapchat.
[00:23:57] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:23:57] Speaker A: Oh on snapchat.
[00:23:58] Speaker D: I've changed his name to Drew. He doesn't like it. He won't respond. Wow.
[00:24:02] Speaker C: That is terrible. AI.
[00:24:03] Speaker D: Yeah. I was like, you're literally here to assist me now send me your computer.
[00:24:14] Speaker C: Do you ever worry about OnlyFans and sort of the future you? I guess so.
[00:24:18] Speaker D: I do have a child.
[00:24:20] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:24:20] Speaker D: So I've had a lot of guys that I had things with be like, oh, when your son's older, he's going to Google you and your nudes are going to pop up. But the way I see it, it's all about how people are raised, for sure. So for him, he's very much like a mama's boy.
He's grown up with me. He's grown around lots of women. My family is full of women. So for him and the way that I raise him, I think it'll be okay. And I'm not too concerned about it. I'm also a very open person, and I mean, my mom knows I'm a whore, so it's not a big deal for family wise. And for him, I think when he grows up, he'll just have a level of respect for women where it's like, we all have naked bodies, people are having sex and sending nudes for free. So what my mom did it at some point so she could take me on, like, a Disney Cruise, news, whatever, it's all good. I got everything I could as a child, and she just had to send pictures of her butt every now and then.
[00:25:19] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:25:19] Speaker A: And I think by the time I mean, I don't know how old he is, but I think by the time.
[00:25:22] Speaker D: He'S old enough, oh, I'm going to be too old to be even beyond.
[00:25:26] Speaker C: Old.
[00:25:27] Speaker A: News.
[00:25:28] Speaker D: The next generation.
And at this point, so many people do, only fans.
[00:25:35] Speaker A: I wonder how many people in the world I wonder how many only fans accounts there are.
[00:25:38] Speaker C: And I mean, at this point, you could just switch to feet and underwear.
[00:25:44] Speaker A: I guess that was going to be one of my questions is, obviously you don't make porn right now. You don't film yourself having sex with men or women.
[00:25:52] Speaker D: Not anymore. Or when not anymore, one would say. My porn career has taken a well, unless you count solo porn.
[00:25:58] Speaker A: No, that's not porn then.
[00:26:00] Speaker D: No. My porn career is at a halt.
[00:26:02] Speaker C: I mean, Walter's looking for options.
[00:26:05] Speaker D: Look at him try to finger this.
[00:26:06] Speaker C: Little I'm over here.
[00:26:11] Speaker A: But if you could make four or five times what you do now, I.
[00:26:14] Speaker C: Mean, David's looking for a second career.
[00:26:18] Speaker D: This is his pitch to me right now. If you could double your income see, my thing is, if you were to ask me, like, a year ago yeah, sure.
If I found people, like, a guy attractive and he was like, let's make a sex tape and just have sex once and post it. Sure. I had no tattoos then. Now, though, because I had a mental breakdown and decided to tattoo my entire body, you would definitely know it's me. So that's my thing.
[00:26:48] Speaker C: So now. That people could tell it's.
[00:26:49] Speaker D: Yeah. And I do have, like a pornhub account that I did make where it's just old videos of just me before I had tattoos to kind of get more subscribers from there. But now I'm very limited because my tattoos are very recognized.
[00:27:05] Speaker C: Will you want people to know it's you? I guess.
[00:27:08] Speaker A: Well, actually and my question was going to be because I was assuming you were going to say no. It was going to be why? Like, why? Why draw the line?
[00:27:14] Speaker D: I guess, if I like because right now I'm just in a state where I don't know what I'm doing. There was like a while where I was going to delete OnlyFans, and Walter was like, I hate bitches that delete OnlyFans. Like, just keep it so I can keep posting and tagging you in it.
[00:27:31] Speaker A: Oh my God. When you buy stuff on OnlyFans and then they delete it, the stuff you bought goes away.
[00:27:36] Speaker C: What do you buy?
[00:27:37] Speaker A: Well, the pay per view stuff.
[00:27:39] Speaker D: And a lot of my fans on OnlyFans are like, they're super sweet. When my dad died, those were the people who were honestly there for me the fucking most.
[00:27:50] Speaker C: They wanted a titty picture.
[00:27:52] Speaker D: They were sending me GoFundMe donations for free without even asking me for news. They were like, you take a break. You don't need to post for a bit. They're pretty so nice. They were super awesome about it. And then my best friend was like, oh, I'm sorry your dad died.
I'm busy at the bar tonight. Can we talk about this tomorrow? So it's like, that's another reason I would want to keep up the Only fans is just because they're really nice. Old lonely man.
You were you were very sweet.
[00:28:21] Speaker C: David will be there in the future.
[00:28:23] Speaker D: Exactly.
[00:28:24] Speaker C: He's about to get a job.
[00:28:26] Speaker E: But I did want a titty picture, though.
[00:28:28] Speaker C: Yeah, well, so does David.
[00:28:30] Speaker A: No, I've subscribed.
[00:28:31] Speaker D: I've got the he's got the pictures he's already seen.
[00:28:35] Speaker A: So actually, that's a good question. Is that awkward? Is that awkward at all?
[00:28:38] Speaker C: No.
[00:28:38] Speaker D: Everybody has seen me naked.
[00:28:39] Speaker C: I haven't.
[00:28:41] Speaker D: This is the loose and conversational this.
[00:28:43] Speaker E: Is the loose and conversational this is.
[00:28:44] Speaker B: The loose and conversational podcast.
[00:28:54] Speaker E: As a male in the only fans world, if the person is taking your pictures or videos, ODS, are they're not you and stuff. So if you're like, oh, I'm really lucky to take pictures of videos, she doesn't want to at all.
[00:29:07] Speaker C: Interesting.
[00:29:08] Speaker E: Because a lot of people are like, wow, you have such a great life kind of thing.
[00:29:13] Speaker C: For sure.
[00:29:13] Speaker E: I'm not bitches. Are you kidding me? No.
[00:29:16] Speaker D: He recorded our whole hour long three way and never once even laid a finger.
[00:29:23] Speaker E: I never once even got, like, a chub.
[00:29:26] Speaker C: That sounds so sad.
[00:29:27] Speaker A: You know, Walter, I'd still find enjoyment in that. It would be work, but I would at least take a moment or two to be like, you know why I don't normally look at this?
[00:29:36] Speaker E: When I step back and think about it, it could be worse. However, I do normally look at that. You could not be I see how many you see more than David's seen.
[00:29:49] Speaker C: In his whole life.
[00:29:49] Speaker E: Too many.
[00:29:50] Speaker C: Yeah. David's had five sexual partners.
[00:29:52] Speaker A: Six.
[00:29:52] Speaker D: Okay, six.
I think that's why I only have sex when I'm drunk now because I'm so desensitized to it. I've kind of sad seen myself have sad a lot.
[00:30:10] Speaker C: I do have this conversation.
[00:30:12] Speaker D: You want to hear something sad? When I have sex with these one night standers, I am making them tell me that they love me and want to marry me.
[00:30:21] Speaker E: The whole okay, that is sad. That is sad.
[00:30:24] Speaker A: No, that's fantastic.
[00:30:27] Speaker D: I wake up and I'm like, who are you?
[00:30:29] Speaker C: Oh, Jewel.
[00:30:30] Speaker E: Intervention.
[00:30:32] Speaker A: I love you and we're going to.
[00:30:33] Speaker D: Get married because after I had sex with that one guy in the bathroom, my mom actually drove us back to my place. And the whole time she's driving us, she's like, I swear, she's so much nicer when she's sober. And it's not true, I'm actually nicer when I'm drunk. It's not and then I woke up the next day and I was like, who the fuck is this guy? And my bed, it's like, oh, we met last night, your mom drove us here.
[00:30:55] Speaker A: We're going to get married and we love each other in the bathroom. Get the fuck out.
[00:30:58] Speaker C: Next loosen conversation, we're going to have a therapist. And jewel on.
[00:31:02] Speaker E: And the sad part is this guy she continuously has sex with and he within the first like 15 seconds oh my God.
[00:31:10] Speaker D: He will stick it in and say, I'm going to come.
[00:31:13] Speaker C: You need to have sex with someone else.
[00:31:17] Speaker A: Old enough, 21, 21, 20 something.
[00:31:20] Speaker C: He's obviously not having enough sex.
[00:31:22] Speaker D: No, he's not.
[00:31:24] Speaker E: You know what, I'm a nice guy, I off before I go on a date. So you don't exactly. So if we do have sex, then it's at least a second know?
[00:31:36] Speaker C: I mean, how fast do you walter, you see sex all day.
[00:31:39] Speaker E: That's called being a gentleman.
[00:31:42] Speaker C: Come on.
[00:31:43] Speaker A: How fast do you david, no, I take forever. I take forever. I don't know what it is.
[00:31:49] Speaker C: Forever. Because you're not punching it anymore, that's the problem.
[00:31:51] Speaker A: I don't know. No, even with her, like hours, I.
[00:31:54] Speaker E: Don'T know what it is.
Wow, her is raw.
[00:31:59] Speaker A: I know, that's the thing, I remember even my very first time, like I was 14, I think when I had sex for the very first time, it took hours, it took a while.
[00:32:08] Speaker C: Something's wrong with you, bud?
[00:32:09] Speaker A: I don't know.
[00:32:11] Speaker E: You know what?
Which is the worst problem? Coming too fast or coming or taking too long to no, I can.
[00:32:19] Speaker A: Well, but if you say I would.
[00:32:20] Speaker D: Rather the 2 seconds, but if you.
[00:32:22] Speaker A: Tap at the watch, I can wrap it up.
[00:32:23] Speaker E: Right, I'm sorry, I'm speaking to the men.
[00:32:25] Speaker C: Yeah. No, the women are the ones you have to please.
[00:32:29] Speaker E: I want the man's opinion.
[00:32:31] Speaker C: You can talk about, are you pleasing the other man? Okay, by all means, please each other.
[00:32:35] Speaker E: For you.
[00:32:36] Speaker D: I knew it.
[00:32:37] Speaker E: Because for men, there's a lot of shame when it comes to for.
[00:32:44] Speaker A: Everything.
[00:32:45] Speaker E: If you come too fast, really bad if you don't come for some reason, like, am I too know, blah, blah, blah? No, maybe it's just me.
[00:32:53] Speaker A: Walter, how are we simultaneously responsible for our level of sexual arousal and her level of sexual arousal?
[00:33:00] Speaker D: Because you want to be the man.
[00:33:02] Speaker A: No, that's not on us.
[00:33:03] Speaker D: That's on you. For me, I'm a certified starfish for days.
[00:33:09] Speaker A: I will accept responsibility for one of us. But then the other person should accept responsibility for the other person, and I'll let you pick.
[00:33:15] Speaker C: Listen, you want to be the man, you got to be the man.
[00:33:17] Speaker E: I know.
[00:33:18] Speaker D: That's very true.
[00:33:19] Speaker E: If I do my routine. If you don't, it's your fault. Did your catches die?
[00:33:25] Speaker C: Listen, man, and not be the man.
[00:33:28] Speaker E: If I do my routine, where it's like, you got to actually you got to start the engine. You got to get it going, all the stuff. Eat her out, finger her, blah, blah, blah. You treated her nice. You've maybe took her out, all this stuff, whatever. No, because you don't date men, that's why.
So once you do all that, you did everything possible, and then you're having sex and everything like that. If she doesn't come, something is a mental.
[00:33:54] Speaker C: Walter, you watch the playbook every single day. If you can't figure it out, that's on you, bud.
[00:33:58] Speaker D: Facts.
[00:33:59] Speaker E: It's on you.
[00:34:00] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I agree with Walter.
[00:34:03] Speaker E: If I didn't care about you, that would be a different problem. But I know I've made a lot of girls come, and so I know from the girls that come in, like, five minutes and the girls that take half hour to even the possibility of, maybe I'll come today. Yeah, I get it, and I understand it because I care. I care about how you feel. I care about that. I want you to come because I want to have sex. So I know that once I make a girl come, there's a list in her brain that I go on, and so I never care about, like, oh, I'll try to fuck you as quickly as possible, but when you get the chance, just do that, and you will get the callbacks. Forever. Forever.
[00:34:42] Speaker A: But here's the thing that I think women don't understand, and I think you and I are the kind of same. This whatever I need to do, I'll do, right? I've got a good old fashioned old world work ethic, and I want to do well. But I don't know. So many women will. They won't say anything, and then after the fact, they'll be like, well, you kind of tried that yeah, I wasn't really that it's like well, yeah, speak up.
[00:35:06] Speaker E: I think if you had sex regularly and I think you know what is entailed in it. And so for I understand that.
[00:35:13] Speaker C: Listen, Walter, you have a different perspective than most of us. Do you watch a lot of.
[00:35:18] Speaker D: So when I have sex with six people, my only goal is to make the guy tell me that they love me and then nut in me, and then I just don't want to that's a different conversation. Yeah. I make everybody nut in me and.
[00:35:32] Speaker A: They'Ll just honest to God, Jewel, that should be your whole OnlyFans no, just that cream pie is if you could turn that into two or three posts a week, just tell me that you love me and nutted me and go away.
[00:35:45] Speaker C: People would sign up.
[00:35:46] Speaker D: Yeah, you will be literally it. No, I've actually made guys ask me out, like, wow, we're having sex. I'll be on top and I'll be like, ask me on a fucking date.
[00:35:55] Speaker C: I think you need to just like less nudity and just like more baking in the kitchen. And just be like, tell me you love me.
[00:36:01] Speaker D: My kitchen.
[00:36:03] Speaker A: Okay, walter's kitchen.
[00:36:07] Speaker D: The only pies we're making are cream pies.
[00:36:10] Speaker E: Okay, you know what?
[00:36:13] Speaker D: No.
[00:36:14] Speaker A: Honest to God, that is so fucking alluring. Just tell me that you love me. Take me on a date.
[00:36:19] Speaker D: What messes me up is like, you don't know me. I might not have an IUD like, I claim you just met me in this bathroom. I'm telling you to come in me. I already have a kid. You're coming in me. No question. That is these men zero brain cells.
[00:36:37] Speaker A: If you can turn that into, like, the theme of your only fans, you will make a million dollars.
[00:36:42] Speaker C: David will go double his right now.
[00:36:46] Speaker E: Let me manage your yeah.
[00:36:47] Speaker A: I'm sitting there looking at all the different boring stuff, and all of a sudden that comes across. I'm like, sign me up. Yeah, maybe I will sign up for that.
[00:36:56] Speaker D: Sex I have isn't worth, like, recording, like, that one guy. Well, a lot of the guys but.
[00:37:00] Speaker A: You don't record sex.
[00:37:01] Speaker E: Yeah, it's too short.
[00:37:06] Speaker D: I'm too blacked out to know that I'm even like, she's not record it.
[00:37:10] Speaker A: But I'm not even talking about you being nude. I'm talking about you talking about on.
[00:37:14] Speaker D: Your only oh, like this conversation about.
[00:37:16] Speaker A: Being like all want you to do is tell me that you love me and take me out on a date and I'll do anything and I swear.
[00:37:21] Speaker D: To God also depends on what they look like because I'm shallow.
[00:37:24] Speaker A: No, but it's your only fans. Well, then you're not going to tell me.
[00:37:27] Speaker C: I just be like, oh, you're so hot, man.
[00:37:29] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm so bad.
[00:37:30] Speaker A: Give me $15 a month and you look perfect. Right?
[00:37:33] Speaker C: Sure. I love that.
[00:37:33] Speaker D: Bowling.
[00:37:35] Speaker C: $7.
$8 on T loop.
[00:37:39] Speaker D: I have guys who DM me and send me paragraphs of all these foreplay things they want to do to me. They don't even want to have sex. They just want to please me. And then I have sex with guys who don't even they'll kiss me once on the lips and just stick it in nut. And then that's it. That's the end. Yeah.
[00:37:55] Speaker C: You got to rethink the whole thing. That's what we're saying.
[00:37:57] Speaker E: It's called, like, mental health issues. And you know it. You know that you do it. I just want the nut because of how you grew know?
[00:38:05] Speaker D: Okay. You know the squirrel in ice.
[00:38:07] Speaker E: Every nut is a hug from your.
[00:38:08] Speaker D: Dad chasing the acorn. That's what you my dad never hugged me.
[00:38:12] Speaker E: Exactly. Every nut that you get inside you.
[00:38:14] Speaker D: Is I was like, get away from okay.
[00:38:16] Speaker A: Walter, do you agree with me that this is, like, a great template for an only fan?
[00:38:20] Speaker C: I think you need to simplify.
[00:38:21] Speaker E: I think so.
[00:38:23] Speaker A: 100%.
[00:38:25] Speaker C: Yeah. I think we're all because that's what.
[00:38:27] Speaker A: I said earlier, the emotional connection. Like women that can kind of make that or not even emotional, like that personal connection with somebody not in me. And it's like, I hate these guys who just fucking do this. I just want somebody to tell them they love me and nut me and give me $15 a month and like 100 fucking percent. Right? And then the bar is set so low that maybe every now and then you do do a pay per view where you show your boobs.
[00:38:47] Speaker D: Yeah, we were talking about how low the bar is the other day, because the guy that I do sleep with occasionally that just like, will stick it in a nut and then that's it.
[00:38:57] Speaker A: What's his name?
[00:38:58] Speaker D: Liam. Liam and I will out that motherfucker.
[00:39:01] Speaker A: Oh, my God. You gotta have low expectations of Liam.
[00:39:04] Speaker D: So Liam I will be like, we will have sex. He'll sleep over and we'll watch whole shows together. We'll watch movies together. He refuses to hold my hand. Would honestly rather die. He took me to the movies one time, and we've been sleeping together for almost a year.
[00:39:22] Speaker A: Does he have autism?
[00:39:24] Speaker D: That's what I think.
[00:39:25] Speaker C: Honestly. David likes to.
[00:39:29] Speaker D: I tried to hold his hand at theater. He literally threw my hand off. He was like, I hate holding hands. I hate PDA. He was like, it's like, PDA is disgusting.
[00:39:38] Speaker A: Does he make eye contact with you?
[00:39:39] Speaker E: No, it's like when I try to hold her hand. You know what?
[00:39:42] Speaker A: How good is he with math?
[00:39:44] Speaker D: I don't know.
[00:39:44] Speaker C: I've never bring him to the hotel. Just drive by. We'll be sitting here and we'll diagnose him for you.
[00:39:52] Speaker D: That's what we were talking about, though, was like, I was telling Liam, you don't got to ask me out on dates. You don't got to take me out, whatever. We can keep doing this, like, we'll fuck once or twice a month type of thing.
[00:40:03] Speaker C: Such a great double of fertilizer.
[00:40:04] Speaker D: That's all I'm asking of you. But can you be the one to booty call me every now and then?
[00:40:11] Speaker C: He can't.
[00:40:12] Speaker D: And he thought that that was like, fucking so much to ask for. He was like, oh, my God, Jewel, I told you I don't want to be in a relationship.
And I was like, I just want you to make plans with me every now and then because I'm always making plans with you. And he was like, oh, my God, you're always getting mad at me.
[00:40:34] Speaker E: All she wants is like, hey, can I come over at 01:00 A.m. To fuck you?
[00:40:39] Speaker C: Wow.
[00:40:40] Speaker E: And that's all. Her bar is so low. And you look at Julie. She's pretty.
[00:40:45] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:40:45] Speaker E: Oh, yeah.
[00:40:46] Speaker A: No, 100%.
[00:40:46] Speaker C: I mean, stop fucking.
[00:40:48] Speaker A: More than pretty, right? More than pretty.
[00:40:50] Speaker E: She's a whore. Of course she's a whore. Only for a certain amount of people. Like, very typical women. Just how if you give too much attention to someone, they get uninterested, but if you ignore them, they like because women are she's a whore for stupid guys that are unattainable. Because really, she doesn't want to be with someone because really she's not in a place where she can actually love someone.
[00:41:16] Speaker D: I just like to be alone.
[00:41:18] Speaker A: Is that accurate, Jewel?
[00:41:19] Speaker C: Well, clearly. Because she's dating unavailable people.
[00:41:22] Speaker D: Well, there's that. But I also very much like, hey. So as he says, my bar is really low. Let me just say my bar is very low for boys in Edmonton.
Bar for romance in love is so high that I don't see it going anywhere with anyone that I sleep with. That for me, my idea of love is so unreachable that it's just like, I'll just sleep with these guys, die and just call it a day.
[00:41:50] Speaker A: So what is your expectation?
[00:41:52] Speaker D: Have you seen Bridgerton?
[00:41:53] Speaker C: No.
[00:41:54] Speaker A: I'm a guy. I'm a straight guy.
[00:41:55] Speaker D: Well, see, there we go. See, that's what I mean. My hope for you is solo.
[00:41:59] Speaker A: I've seen the mandalorian.
[00:42:00] Speaker D: Okay. I want someone to love me in a cable.
[00:42:04] Speaker C: No, that's not a quaint.
[00:42:07] Speaker A: Okay, but one quick note. Yes, I'm older than your mother.
[00:42:11] Speaker D: I'm not a good I want what my mom has. Your grandma type? Yeah.
[00:42:18] Speaker A: What I'm almost yeah, I'm almost your grandma's type. Yeah.
[00:42:21] Speaker C: That's.
[00:42:24] Speaker D: Very like I want to court me nowadays, if you let me. There's one guy who has ever said no to having sex with me.
[00:42:36] Speaker C: Who, Walter? No.
[00:42:37] Speaker D: He said yeah, he's a bartender at Beer Cave.
[00:42:41] Speaker C: He said, really? No.
[00:42:43] Speaker D: And he is the sweetest he could be, but I don't think so. He is the sweetest thing. I have begged him to take me.
[00:42:51] Speaker C: Home and he said no.
[00:42:52] Speaker D: And he will say, I've been giving you liquor all night. I'm not going to do that. I'm going to go home to my goldfish gentleman. I will marry that man. I did put a ring on it. He gave it back to me, but.
[00:43:03] Speaker A: Something so wait, you dated this guy for a while?
[00:43:05] Speaker C: No, that's it.
[00:43:06] Speaker D: But I'm in love with him. I would marry him. I would take things slow.
[00:43:09] Speaker C: What's his name? I'll stalk him.
[00:43:11] Speaker D: His name is Nate, but he does not yeah.
[00:43:14] Speaker C: Huh. Let's go to Beercade later, see if we can remember.
[00:43:17] Speaker A: We went to beercade. Worst service I've ever had. We sat there for hours.
[00:43:20] Speaker C: David we're not going there for good service.
[00:43:22] Speaker D: I'm going there.
Let's go find Nate.
[00:43:26] Speaker C: David's got no plans. He's got nowhere to go.
[00:43:28] Speaker E: He'll be fucking someone from Beer K tonight.
[00:43:31] Speaker C: Not Nate, though.
[00:43:32] Speaker A: Hopefully Nate.
[00:43:32] Speaker E: Not Nate. Nate is nice guy.
[00:43:35] Speaker D: Nate says it's unethical because I'm always drunk. Well, don't get drunk.
[00:43:39] Speaker C: Don't get drunk.
[00:43:40] Speaker D: It's a problem.
[00:43:41] Speaker A: Nate sounds like he might be a.
[00:43:43] Speaker C: Little bit of a well, maybe not.
[00:43:44] Speaker D: David maybe he's ethical.
[00:43:47] Speaker E: I think Nate because I've done this, too. I think Nate gets off the fact that he could fuck her at any.
[00:43:53] Speaker C: Time and he doesn't want he has a goldfish.
[00:43:56] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:43:58] Speaker A: Good for Nate. He spent $4. Once I've done that and I want.
[00:44:02] Speaker D: To meet, that's going to be my gold, son.
[00:44:04] Speaker C: I think what Walter's saying is he's playing.
[00:44:09] Speaker E: She's played out. She can't be played. She plays herself, so she plays herself so no one else can play her.
[00:44:15] Speaker D: I see. I have to pee.
[00:44:18] Speaker C: Yeah, so do I. I guess we can wrap this up. It's time anyway.
[00:44:21] Speaker A: We're going to wrap it up?
[00:44:22] Speaker C: Yeah, it's time, bud.
[00:44:23] Speaker E: No, she doesn't.
[00:44:24] Speaker A: I was just thinking I don't think.
[00:44:25] Speaker D: I've enjoyed she doesn't wrap it up.
[00:44:28] Speaker C: It's time, bud. It's time. You should be wrapping it up in the bathroom.
[00:44:32] Speaker D: But then how are they supposed to.
[00:44:33] Speaker C: Nut in the bathroom is where condoms should live anyways. So make sure there's some condoms in your mother's bathroom.
[00:44:38] Speaker D: My God, I'm going to have a fucking this toilet's going to sing to me again.
[00:44:44] Speaker A: Jesus. It was just getting good.
[00:44:45] Speaker D: And we're going to stop going to pee myself. David all right.
[00:44:49] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:44:49] Speaker D: And not in a kinky, fun way.
[00:44:50] Speaker A: Well, normally we take a break, everybody goes to the bathroom, we come back. But it sounds like Jen and you guys have to go.
[00:44:55] Speaker C: It is time to wrap it up.
[00:44:56] Speaker D: We're late.
[00:44:57] Speaker C: David yeah.
[00:44:58] Speaker E: David oh, I guess there's a part two coming.
[00:45:00] Speaker A: Yeah, you guys are fantastic.
[00:45:03] Speaker C: I'd like to do two parters, remember?
[00:45:05] Speaker A: David no, what they're talking about is we get together.
[00:45:08] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:45:08] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay.
[00:45:09] Speaker A: Yeah. No, this is fantastic. Okay, well, I guess we're wrapping up. Even though we're at, like, the best thing.
Anyway, I just want to end it.
[00:45:18] Speaker D: On your I once tried to have my mom.
[00:45:22] Speaker A: Where'S she from?
[00:45:23] Speaker D: She's from Nicaragua. You can't end it on this.
[00:45:25] Speaker C: Oh, my God.
[00:45:27] Speaker E: Went to her family. It's a fuck show. Everything about her is like, you need to know.
[00:45:33] Speaker C: Listen, I said, where did you start at Olifans? You didn't stay. That my mother.
[00:45:37] Speaker A: Your mom ever wants to get into older guys?
[00:45:39] Speaker D: Yes.
[00:45:40] Speaker C: You're not that old.
[00:45:41] Speaker A: I'm older than her and she's the younger guys.
[00:45:43] Speaker C: True. Solid point.
[00:45:44] Speaker D: Well, I like some older I like one older, but he doesn't like me.
[00:45:47] Speaker A: No, I'm talking about your mom.
Just for the record, how old are you?
[00:45:51] Speaker D: I'm 24.
[00:45:52] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[00:45:53] Speaker D: Oh, Jesus.
[00:45:53] Speaker C: Okay, so stay tuned for how I.
[00:45:55] Speaker A: Mean, I'm not twice your age.
[00:45:56] Speaker C: No, almost. Stay tuned for how it's only fans from day one. Yeah.
[00:46:05] Speaker D: With my dad not loving me, but I have to pee first.
[00:46:07] Speaker C: That's how it always starts.
[00:46:08] Speaker A: Oh, wait a minute. How old are you?
[00:46:09] Speaker C: 24. She just said, oh, you're way yeah.
[00:46:11] Speaker E: That'S what I was wondering.
[00:46:13] Speaker D: I turned 20 way more than twice her age, June.
[00:46:15] Speaker E: So you're not autistic?
[00:46:17] Speaker D: Because he might be.
[00:46:18] Speaker C: I think he might be.
[00:46:20] Speaker E: You'd be better at math.
[00:46:21] Speaker A: I was still thinking I was going to lie to her about how old I was, but then I remembered I said, how old are you, Walter?
[00:46:26] Speaker E: I'm 41.
[00:46:27] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
I'm like fucking grandpa.
[00:46:30] Speaker C: Your daughter is almost as old as she is.
[00:46:33] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true.
[00:46:34] Speaker D: And you look at my titties.
[00:46:35] Speaker C: You did.
[00:46:36] Speaker A: How does your daughter I don't just.
[00:46:38] Speaker C: Look at oh, okay. This is where a great place to end lucid conversational.
[00:46:45] Speaker A: Podcast, everybody. Thanks a lot to Jewel and Walter again. Always a pleasure. I hope we get to do this again soon.
[00:46:51] Speaker D: Yes.
[00:46:51] Speaker A: Jewel, I really hope you redo your only fans with this whole I just want you to tell me you love me and nutting me. Oh, my fucking God. Like, I literally think about that as being, like, the greatest only fans ever.
[00:47:03] Speaker D: If done, at least you'll have one subscriber. My only fan.
[00:47:07] Speaker A: Yeah, I will be your only fan.
[00:47:09] Speaker C: If that's the case.
[00:47:10] Speaker A: But I promise I won't do anything creepy with the OnlyFans. All right, thanks, everybody. Play the music.
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